…Jennie was supposed to find a picture of my cooking wound that did not make me look like a vampire. I see that she went in a different direction. Meanwhile, I’d like to start hula hooping.

Things I loved about this morning: 1. My McDonald’s breakfast. Yes I’m ashamed to say that this morning I splurged and treated myself to a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit, a hash brown, and a mocha McCafe. I am embarrassed. …