{"id":15315,"date":"2014-12-12T08:43:38","date_gmt":"2014-12-12T16:43:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/?p=15315"},"modified":"2014-12-12T08:47:48","modified_gmt":"2014-12-12T16:47:48","slug":"thor-cereal-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/thor-cereal-bar\/","title":{"rendered":"Thor-Sized Cereal Power Bars"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Thor-Cereal-Bars-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-15318\" src=\"http:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Thor-Cereal-Bars-1-1200x797.jpg\" alt=\"Thor's Cereal Bars | Garlic, My Soul\" width=\"800\" height=\"531\" srcset=\"https:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Thor-Cereal-Bars-1-1200x797.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Thor-Cereal-Bars-1-800x531.jpg 800w, https:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Thor-Cereal-Bars-1-500x332.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As a small digression from my standard format here, I made these Thor-sized cereal bars in an effort to bribe Thor into becoming an icon for cultural awareness. I just want to see a children\u2019s book or Archie-style comic entitled \u201cThor Learns About Cereal\u201d or \u201cThor Learns Proper Earth-Bound Coffee Refill Protocol\u201d \u2013 something harkening to the beauty in our differences and hilarity in absurdly ripped men from a heavenly realm discovering the miracle of mortal breakfast foods.<\/p>\n<p>Cereal is a fiber-packed staple for those surrounding the Norse god\u2019s earthly adventures \u2013 at least in the Jane Foster camp. Packed in her trailer and eaten in lieu of other sweets in her more emotional and Thor-missing moments, cereal seems to mean a lot to this scientist and her god. Or at the very least (in cereal-marketing-speak) start their mornings off right, keep them going throughout the day as well as going regularly!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Thor-Cereal-Bars-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-15317\" src=\"http:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Thor-Cereal-Bars-2-1200x797.jpg\" alt=\"Thor's Cereal Bars | Garlic, My Soul\" width=\"800\" height=\"531\" srcset=\"https:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Thor-Cereal-Bars-2-1200x797.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Thor-Cereal-Bars-2-800x531.jpg 800w, https:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Thor-Cereal-Bars-2-500x332.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>These cereal bars add your breakfast cereal of choice to the originial Rice Krispie treat recipe \u2013 following that time-tested, easy-to-make formula. You can cut them into any shape or size you find convenient for packing on-the-go on your way about the realms. And do, in fact, deliver sugary-peanut-buttery energy just when you need it (like during your Marvel movie binge watching fest so as to be properly prepared for everything forthcoming). I just hope Phase Three allows Thor time to continue on his culinary journey.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Ingredients<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>2 \u00bd tablespoons butter<br \/>\n\u00bd cup peanut butter<br \/>\n1 package marshmallows<br \/>\n6 cups cereal of your choice! I used Crispix because I\u2019m obsessed with Crispix but Chex (in any fun flavor) would work wonderfully for the completely GF crowd. Be sure to check your labels.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Directions<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. Grease a medium pan and set aside.<br \/>\n2. In a large pot, melt butter over low stovetop heat.<br \/>\n3. Stir in peanut butter.<br \/>\n4. Mix until melted and creamy.<br \/>\n5. Pour in marshmallows.<br \/>\n(Life Hack: spray your stirring utensil and later whatever you use to compact the mixture into the pan with cooking spray to help lessen stickage)<br \/>\n6. Turn off heat when marshmallows are almost completely melted (you may still see small marshmallow lumps).<br \/>\n7. Stir until smooth.<br \/>\n8. Slowly fold in cereal and mix until evenly coated.<br \/>\n9. Turn the mixture out into your greased pan and spread evenly.<br \/>\n10. Let cool, then cut into any size or shape you find convenient for your travels about the realms.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Thor-Cereal-Bars-3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-15316\" src=\"http:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Thor-Cereal-Bars-3-797x1200.jpg\" alt=\"Thor's Cereal Bars | Garlic, My Soul\" width=\"797\" height=\"1200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Thor-Cereal-Bars-3-797x1200.jpg 797w, https:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Thor-Cereal-Bars-3-664x1000.jpg 664w, https:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Thor-Cereal-Bars-3-500x752.jpg 500w, https:\/\/garlicmysoul.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Thor-Cereal-Bars-3.jpg 2000w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 797px) 100vw, 797px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a small digression from my standard format here, I made these Thor-sized cereal bars in an effort to bribe Thor into becoming an icon for cultural awareness. 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